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Okay maybe you know, or maybe you don’t but, to cut a long story short, things didn’t turn out well with the family I’m living with right now as an au pair (I just really don’t like being called a b*tch by thirteen years-old girls who hit their parents, parents who just don’t care about me being treated like shit or them being hit). They want me out before the end of the week because they’ve found a replacement. Now a few points.

1. plane tickets are really expensive given the short notice I have to buy them and I simply can’t afford one.
2. even if I could, I simply have nowhere to go. I haven’t talken to my parents in six years and I gave my French flat back before coming here.
3. I’ll effectively be homeless in a city I barely know, in a country that isn’t mine, before the end of the week.

So it’s really not my style but fuck it guys I need help. I’m in Dublin, Ireland, and I need someone to shelter me for about week - maybe less, probably more but I can always gtfo if you want me to. I’m looking for a new family in need of an au pair and I hope to find one but if I don’t I’ll take a plane back to France - this way I’ll be homeless in a country where I have more rights because it’s mine, yay!

If you can help me, please send me an ask and I will name my next cat after you (I’d say “my first born” but there is no way in hell I’m ever having children). I will of course help to pay for meal and stuff (this I can afford, not like plane tickets that all cost over 500 euro ugh)

Thanks a lot if you can help, because I’m honestly scared to death right now.